Pen Pal

Dear Mackenzie,

I can always count on you to retract the pens that I leave unretracted on my desk. Thank you for not letting my pens dry out!

Love,

Mom

Joking Around

Dear Mackenzie,

Our conversation this morning:

Me: Why didn't you brush your hair?

You: Because it didn't eat! [versus teeth, which need to be brushed after eating]

Me: [brief pause] Oh! Did you just make a dad joke?

You: No, I said it so I made a me joke! [boom!]

Hahaha! So you're funny now!

Love,

Mom