Thursday, August 15, 2024

Slip 'n Slide

Dear Mackenzie,

As a former editor, I hate grammatical errors. But as your mama, I think your grammatical errors are the cutest!

Exhibit A: the way you say "ointmeal" instead of "oatmeal"

Exhibit B: the way you say that police will come "rescue" criminals when you mean that they will "arrest" them

Exhibit C: the way you exclaimed, "Mama's going to get slipped!" and moved the books that were on your floor out of my path when I came into your room with a basket of laundry

Love,
Mom

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